Steph's bachelorette party was in full swing nearly 20 minutes after arriving at the airport. we all went to the bathroom and put on shirts that Kris made and came out to surprise the Lady of the Weekend.
front: "buy her a shot"
back: "she's tying the knot"
this is Meiche, our preggers bachelorette party attendee/Bryli who is currently in her tummy and is our first baby. and by "our" i mean the group of lady friends i've had who i consider family.
first drink of the trip. i forgot what it's called but it tasted like cherry cough syrup. so gross.
the plane ride was mostly 7 girls falling asleep. but the last 15 minutes included a shout out from the stewardess, a few drinks bought for the bachelorette, and a lengthy and incredibly hilarious convo between me and Ron Burgundy via the seat-to-seat chat function.
all ready for the night. between now and the next picture was a hilARIOUS (inside joke) ride in a hummer. the driver made this ride from Planet Hollywood to the Wynn awesome with her loud and often interrupted music, her butchy foreign accent, and the fact that we were paying her to fit seven of us in a hummer only to have two people scrunched in the back on top of folded down chairs.
looks like it's going to be a fun night! we had dinner at Botero, which was delicious. then we drank more at a bar in the Wynn. then when it came time we headed to XS, where we got hooked up. free entrance and 2 drink tickets/person. this is where two older chicks wanted to get in with us cause they couldn't on their own. sooo we glady let them join however we kept the 4 extra drink tickets because they didn't say thanks or anything. ungrateful! debauchery ensued. i'll just leave it up to your imagination, but this night was ridic. i could not have imagined a better time. we could have ended the trip at 6am that next morning and felt like the bachelorette party lived up to everything it could have been, but there was yet another night to fill.
night two. theme: bride and groomswomen. this got a LOT of attention. it's a cute idea, right? much better than just a veil with peni (can that be used as the plural for man junk?), which lots of other much more lame bachelorette parties had going on.
Steph and i on our respective better sides.
this is at Queue Bar. we were getting free drinkage before heading out to eat in quickest buffet experience i've ever encountered. we were in and out of there in something like 35 minutes so we could make it over to the Excalibur to see Aussies do their thing. i'll just say that was some cheesy fun. maybe a little too much estrogen in one room.
gotta love your bride!
next stop: Marquee. more fun came out of this night but it was nothing like the night prior. it was a good way to have fun and bring the weekend to a close.
Kris, Kim, me and Kimmie
Kim showed up around 830pm that night and left around 4am to head back home. what a trooper!
"this bitch!" who is she? she kept coming around telling us that she "looooooves us" and bought us a round of shots.
later in the night she asked us where the birthday girl was. "uhhh you mean the girl dressed like a BRIDE???"
we all trickled in to the hotel room at different hours of the day. about an hour before we left for the airport i woke up and stormed in to the other room proclaiming "we have to find kris! i don't know where she is and we have to leave in an hour," only to hear "wait? what? wasn't she sleeping right next to you?" why yes, she was. oops!
we left for the airport around 7:30am Sunday morning. after approx. 36 hrs in Vegas, we were sooo done. but our flight was delayed, which prompted Kris to sleep on the floor in Michael Jackson form.
see! just add his Smooth Criminal hat and you have Kris!
the weekend didn't end there!! remember preggers from the beginning of the post? her family was throwing her a baby shower the same day. so we went over to help set up. then we tried our best to be functional for the rest of the party.
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