always remain awesome: getting my dog fix

let's preface this need for dog fixes...so for fourteen years of my life i had a dog whom i truly thought of as my best friend. like, i'm not even kidding. my best friend. i loved that dog more than any human i knew. he could make any day, bad or good, even better just by greeting me at the door. i loved that dog so SO much that the idea of leaving to go to college wasn't even really an option. how could i leave my best friend behind? do i sound crazy yet? if i do, then that just means you've never been a legit dog owner. so, my beloved Shortie passed away too many years ago and since then i haven't really had a dog.

once upon a time, years back probably single and slightly lonely, i went to the SPCA bored with nothing to do. my intentions weren't to find a dog at all. nope. i was missing my best friend, so my intentions were to get my dog fix by simply looking at dogs. at the Peninsula Humane Society, i saw the cutest thing. she had the coat and head of a golden retriever, but had a corgi body and i sort of fell in love. i was ready to walk away when i heard a little kid say to his dad "i want that one!" the asshole inside of me thought "hell no, kid! i want that one and there are plenty of chihuahuas 'round here for you." long story short, i got the dog, named her Biscuit, and after three short weeks realized that i didn't have the time needed to be a good dog owner. sad face forever. she was a really good dog, but my lifestyle and work schedule just couldn't accommodate a pup.

so every now and then i feel the need to get my dog fix before i go carelessly adopting dogs again. lucky for me, this past weekend was the Golden Gate Kennel Club Dog Show. you guys, i went twice. and it was awesome! like, it was basically better than Disneyland for me. being surrounded by dogs and getting to play with them was absurdly fun.

Irish Wolfhound. holy moly there were like fifteen of these guys and walking through them made me feel like i had been miniaturized and placed in a jungle of giant dogs.

this Mastiff was a puppy!! the most huge puppy ever in life! at one point i had my whole hand AND half my forearm in it's mouth and it was sort of awesome. the woman gave me a towel to wipe the slobber off with but considering multiple people prior to me had used it as well, it really didn't do much good.

puppy Saint Bernard! 80lbs

Newfoundland. growing up, the neighbors across the street had two of these gentle giants. look how cute it is! it's like a bear! i want!

look at those huge pawsssssss!

i. love. Newfies!

wrinkles galore...who could it be??

my kind. Chinese Shar Pei.

can't remember what this was...boo me...

does that Chow Chow even look real? it looks like a stuffed animal, no?

Icelandic Sheepdog. i love the coloring on this one. i'm thinking that when i eventually get a dog, it's going to be one of these.

the cutest! i'm sure that little girl is this dog's owner and he's just soaking in the love.

Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

a brindle corgi with sly eyes

bullie!

hmmmzzzz...

Bernese Mountain Dog. they're such happy looking dogs. and any dog who's job it is to save humans trapped in snow wins the humanitarian award in my book.

the beautiful Shiba Inu

i always want to call Pugs "Pugglesworth"

toy Pomeranians. so effing cute.

oh so very obedient, fellas...

this was the most hilarious thing for some reason

so Libby is crouched next to an Irish Wolfhound and she's a pretty tall Asian in boots with heels, just to give you some perspective on the massivity of this breed.