144:365 no ticket, no laundry

144:365 no ticket, no laundry
i realize the title to this holds some racial connotation dating back to days when the Chinese ran a majority of the laundry businesses. but then again i didn't say "no tickee, no laundry." anyway, my grandpa totally worked at a laundry in Chinatown, and i'm sure it's true. if you don't have a ticket, you won't be receiving your laundry.
can you believe i'm 28 and this is the first time i've ever gotten anything dry cleaned? the only reason why i'm even dry cleaning anything is because on two occasions sloppy drunk chicks have spilled drinks on my dresses. jerks. handle your liquor!